I guess the title says it all, doesn't it?
Well, let me elaborate on that...
For Health Class, we are now in the "joyful" unit called Sex Ed and one of the requirements in SexEd is learning how to put on Condoms.
But first, formalities.
The teacher told us to sign this contract informing your parents that the student can or cannot participate in this "fun" activity.
When I got home, we sat down for dinner and then I told my mom, "Mama, we are going to learn how to put on condoms?" Very Casually. Then, my mom's face was just priceless. She seemed panicky, as though this is a bad thing. (Note: My mom is the conservative compared to my dad)
She started saying things like, "Why do you need to know this? How will the boys react?" Blah-di-blah-blah
It was up to my dad to give the OK.
After 1 week of waiting, it was what I referred to as "Cucumber Day."
Apparently, we had to imagine the cucumbers as our personal penises.
The teacher started handing out the condoms. I had a pink packet one with a pink "balloon" inside.
At first, I had trouble opening it and after finally finding the place to tear, I tore it open. The teacher said to push it downwards so it pops out.
I can't describe to you how it looked. Out popped out this small, worm-like thing covered in icky, yucky (childish words!!!) lube (spermicide... my friend told me this) and it was just disgusting.
For some reason, when you put on the thing to the cucumber, it was pretty easy.
After that, it was time to wash our hands and our green "thing-ies."
It was so awkward since the senior girls came in and the look of "What the Hell" on their faces said it all.
Oh well... that was my experience of the day?
=P
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